A man returns from work with a lie detector robot. His 12 year
old son comes home 2 hours late from school.
- Where’ve you been all this time? asks the father.
– I was in the library doing homework!
The robot homes in on the son and slaps him…
The father explains: - my son, this robot is a lie detector!
You’d better tell the truth…
– Ok, I was at a mate’s and we were watching a film: the 10
commandments.
And whack! Another slap:
- Ow! Actually, it was an erotic film…
– I’m ashamed of you! At your age, I never lied to my parents!
And whack! The robot gives the father a slap…
The mother laughs and says: He’s definitely your son!
And whack! And mom gets a slap…
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